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Nintendo movie casts
The Super Mario Bros. Movie 2
Chris Pratt as Mario
Charlie Day as Luigi
Anya Taylor-Joy as Princess Peach
Jack Black as Bowser
Keegan-Michael Key as Toad
Jack Dylan Grazer as Yoshi
Seth Rogen as Donkey Kong
Ginnifer Goodwin as Princess Daisy
P!nk as Rosalina
Fred Armisen as Cranky Kong
Kevin Michael Richardson as Kamek
Eric Bauza as Diddy Kong
Danny Trejo as Wario
Neil Patrick Harris as Waluigi
Khary Payton as Penguin King
Juliet Jelenic as Lumalee
Sebastian Maniscalco as Spike
Cassandra Lee Morris as Dixie Kong
Mae Whitman as Toadette
Kevin Afghani as Mario’s Dad
Jessica DiCicco as Mario’s Mom
Karan Soni as Chunky Kong
Eric Bauza as Koopa Troopa Soldiers
Eric Bauza as Toad General
Jessica DiCicco as Yellow Toad
Rino Romano as Uncle Tony
John DiMaggio as Uncle Arthur
Jessica DiCicco as Aunt Marie
Brian Hull as Mario’s Grandpa
Denis Leary as Swanky Kong
Jessica DiCicco as Mayor Pauline
Frank Todaro as Blue Toad Guard
Tru Valentino as Yellow Toad Guard
Anna Brisbin as Mario’s Niece
Richard Ayoade as Banktoad
Wallace Shawn as Mailtoad
John DiMaggio as Boom Boom
Cassandra Lee Morris as Pom Pom
Carlos Alazraqui as Toadsworth
Cristina Vee & Maitreyi Ramakrishnan as Lumas
Kdin Jenzen as Birdo
Christina Aguilera as Perry the Parasol
Ice-T as Funky Kong
Rosario Dawson as Candy Kong
Terry Crews as Rambi
Zac Efron as Enguarde
Brian Hull as Squawks
Maurice LaMarche as Goomba
Ben Diskin as Koopa Paratroopa Soldiers
Brian Tyree Henry as Sledge Bro
Scott Menville as Dry Bones
Grant George as Hammer Bro
Nate Bihldorff as Shy Guy
Dee Bradley Baker as Snifit
Dee Bradley Baker as Bob-omb
Frank Welker as Piranha Plant
Todd Womack as Spiny
Jason Liebrecht as Buzzy Beetle
The Donkey Kong Country Movie
Seth Rogen as Donkey Kong
Fred Armisen as Cranky Kong
Oscar Isaac as King K. Rool
Eric Bauza as Diddy Kong
Cassandra Lee Morris as Dixie Kong
Karan Soni as Chunky Kong
Ice-T as Funky Kong
Rosario Dawson as Candy Kong
Cristina Vee as Tiny Kong
Jennifer Coolidge as Wrinkly Kong
Cristina Milizia as Kiddy Kong
Jordan Peele as Lanky Kong
Denis Leary as Swanky Kong
Terry Crews as Rambi
Zac Efron as Enguarde
Brian Hull as Squawks
Tim Blaney as Rattly
Kevin Michael Richardson as Squitter
Paul Tibbitt as Expresso
Justin Rupple as Winky
Torbin Xan Bullock as Clapper
Cheech Marin as Glimmer
Sloane Murray as Ellie
ExoParadigmGamer as Perry
Mr. T as Klubba
Jess Harnell as Klump General
Stephen Stanton as The Brothers Bear
Rob Izenberg as Very Gnawty
Alex Hirsch as Master Necky
Cree Summer as Queen B.
Jerry DeCaupa as Really Gnawty
MacInTalk as Dumb Drum
Greg Baldwin as Master Necky Snr.
Alan Tudyk as Krow
Matt Chapman as Kleever
ProtonJon as Kudgel
Steve Carell as King Zing
Steve Purcell as Belcha
Ian Hecox as Arich
Jeff Bennett as Squirt
Danny McBride as Bleak
Cheech Marin as Barbos
The Kirby Movie
Kate Micucci as Kirby
John Mulaney as King Dedede
Antonio Banderas as Meta Knight (in English & Spanish)
Karan Soni as Bandana Waddle Dee
Eric Bana as Rick
Dee Bradley Baker as Kine
Steve Buscemi as Coo
Henry Winkler as Chef Kawasaki
Richard Ayoade as Taranza
James Arnold Taylor as Magolor
Richard Horvitz as Daroach
Mela Lee as Susie Haltmann
Max Mittelman as Marx
Fryda Wolff as Gooey
The Star Fox Movie
Jason Schwartzman as Fox McCloud
Bill Hader as Falco Lombardi
Liam Neeson as Wolf O’Donnell
Blake Shelton as Peppy Hare
David Spade as Slippy Toad
Martin Short as Andross
Ed Harris as General Pepper
Kevin Michael Richardson as Leon Powalski
Bruce Campbell as ROB 64
Brian Hull as Pigma Dengar
Lin-Manuel Miranda as Andrew Oikonny
Jason Isaacs as James McCloud
Bonnie Hunt as Katt Monroe
Bobby Cannavale as Panther Caroso
Ariel Winter as Fara Phoenix
Carolyn Lawrence as Miyu
Deneen Melody as Fay
Anairis Quiñones as Krystal
EarthBound
Marissa Lenti as Ness
Amber Lee Connors as Lucas
Fryda Wolff as Paula
Issac Ryan Brown as Jeff
Roger Craig Smith as Poo
Cristina Vee as Kumatora
Frank Welker as Boney
Pikmin
Timothy Dalton as Olimar
Kevin Michael Richardson as Louie
Red Van Buskirk as Alph
Christopher Wehkamp as Charlie
Tati Gabrielle as Brittany
Keston John as President
Hajime Wakai as the Pikmin
Brian Sommer as Bulborb
Animal Crossing
Kimiko Glenn as Isabelle
Dee Bradley Baker as Tom Nook
Jason Liebrecht as K.K. Slider
Marc Maron as Mr. Resetti
Splatoon
Emichuu as Squid Sister Callie
Cristina Vee as Squid Sister Marie
EmuEmi as Marina Ida
Casey Lee Williams as Pearl Houzuki
Amalee as Shiver Hohojiro
Arryn Zech as Frye Onaga
Caleb Hyles as Big Man
The ARMS Movie
Peter Von Gomm as Spring Man & Springtron
Utada Hikaru as Ribbon Girl (in English & Japanese)
Tadanobu Asano as Ninjara (in English & Japanese)
Mena Massoud as Master Mummy (in English & African)
Dilraba Dilmurat as Min Min (in English & Mandarin Chinese)
Romi Dames as Mechanica (in English & Japanese)
Eva Green as Twintelle (in English & French)
Thomas Doherty as Byte
Doug the Pug as Barq
Miyu Irino as Kid Cobra (in English & Japanese)
Frank Welker as Helix
Kellen Goff as Max Brass
Rose McGowan as Lola Pop (in English & Italian)
Brian Tee as Misango (in English & Japanese)
Maia Mitchell as Dr. Coyle
Sonic the Hedgehog
Ben Schwartz as voice of Sonic
James Marsden as Tom Wachowski
Colleen O’Shaughnessey as voice of Tails
Idris Elba as voice of Knuckles
Tika Sumpter as Maddie Wachowski
Nicolas Cage as voice of Shadow
Megan Hilty as voice of Amy
Natasha Wothwell as Rachel Handel
Adam Pally as Wade Whipple
Shemar Moore as Randall Handel
Lee Majdoub as Agent Stone
Tom Butler as Commander Walters
Melody Niemann as Jojo
Sarah Surh as Faucet
Jesse McCartney as voice of Silver
Lake Bell as voice of Rouge
John Mulaney as voice of Vector
Bruce Campbell as voice of Espio
Kaley Cuoco as voice of Charmy
Cristina Pucelli as voice of Cream
Eva Longoria as voice of Blaze
Ella Purnell as voice of Sticks
John C. Reilly as voice of Big
David Spade as voice of Jet
Jessica DiCicco as voice of Wave
Bobby Cannavale as voice of Storm
Ryan Reynolds as voice of Mighty
Jake Johnson as voice of Ray
Peter Weller as voice of E-123 Omega
Lindsay Jones as voice of Cheese
Jason Isaacs as voice of Metal Sonic
Gaten Materazzo as voice of Chip
Jack Black as voice of Mephiles
Hamish Blake as voice of Infinite
Chloë Grace Moretz as voice of Sage
Hugh Jackman as voice of Orbot
Marc Maron as voice of Cubot
M.C. Gainey as voice of Zavok
Andy Samberg as voice of Zazz
Diane Guerrero as voice of Zeena
Dennis Quaid as voice of Master Zik
John Goodman as voice of Zomon
Ryan Potter as voice of Zor
Frank Welker as voice of Chaos
Cherami Leigh as voice of Omochao
McKenna Grace as Maria Robotnik
Khary Payton as voice of E-102 Gamma
Anairis Quiñones as voice of Tikal
PAC-MAN
Jesse McCartney as Pac-Man
Andy Samberg as Blinky
Kaite Crown as Pinky
Spike Jonze as Inky
Joe Mantegna as Clyde
#the super mario bros movie 2#donkey kong country#kirby#star fox#earthbound#pikmin#animal crossing#splatoon#arms#sonic the hedgehog#pac man
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22-23 Transaction Register
March 31 Winged Wheel signs Nikita Tolopilo G VAN and waives David Rittich G WPG.
March 29 Winged Wheel signs Jake Livingstone D NSH and waives Dmtri Orlov D BOS.
March 29 Winged Wheel signs Akito Hirose D VAN and waives Nick Leddy D STL.
March 29 Winged Wheel signs Jason Polin F COL and waives Evgenii Dadonov F DAL.
March 22 Winged Wheel signs Pavel Dorofoyev W VEG and waives Jakub Voracek W ARZ.
March 18 New York signs Jordan Dumais W CBJ and waives Erik Gustafsson D TOR.
March 6 Winged Wheel acquires Stuart Skinner G EDM, New York 2nd rd 2023, Jonathan Huberdeau F CAL, Jake Walman D DET, Torey Krug D STL, Amadeus Lombardi F DET, and Sam Steel F MIN from New York in exchange for Linus Ullmark G BOS, Jiri Kulich F BUF and Matthew Knies F TOR.
March 3 Seattle signs Noah Cates F PHI and waives Simon Robertsson W STL.
March 3 Seattle signs Ethan Bear D VAN and waives Jonas Brodin D MIN.
February 26 Seattle signs Arturs Silovs G VAN and waives Lassi Thompson D OTT.
February 26 Winged Wheel acquire Pheonix Copley G LAK from Seattle in exchange for 2 2022-23 Wheel waiver picks.
February 26 Quebec acquires Nino Niederreiter F WPG from Seattle in exchange for one Quebec waiver pick from 22-23.
February 16 Seattle signs Pheonix Copley G LAK and waives Tanner Jeannot LW NSH.
February 5 New York signs Matvei Petrov W EDM and waives Kasperi Kapanen W PIT.
February 5 Seattle acquires Benjamin Gaudreau G SJ, Dawson Mercer C NJ and Ville Heinola D WPG from New York in exchange for the Seattle 2nd 2023 and the Seattle 3rd 2023.
February 2 Seattle acquires Eeli Tolvanen F NSH, Drew Commesso G CHC and Ty Nelson D SEA from New York in exchange for Filip Chytil F NYR, Philip Tomasino F NSH, Alexei Kolosov G PHI, Zac Jones D NYR, a Seattle 22-23 waiver, and Kasperi Kapanen F PIT.
January 28 Seattle signs Eetu Luostarinen F FLA and releases Logan Stanley D WPG.
January 27 Seattle signs Jaxon Stauber G CHC and waives Mason Beaupit G SJ.
January 21 Seattle signs Daniel Sprong F SEA and releases Brett Howden F VEG.
January 18 New York signs Alexander Nikishin D CAR and waives Simon Forsmark D CAR.
January 15 New York signs Jake Walman D DET and waives Erik Brannstrom D OTT.
January 11 New York signs Amadeus Lombardi C DET and releases Alexander Perevalov F CAR.
January 9 Quebec acquires Pierre- Luc Dubois F WPG from New York in exchange for Calen Addison D MIN.
January 8 Buffalo signs Ivan Fedotov G PHI and waives Rasmus Asplund F BUF.
January 8 Buffalo signs Kyle Keyser G BOS and waives Jake Muzzin D TOR.
January 8 Buffalo signs Jordan Spence D LAK and releases Mike Hoffman F MTL.
January 8 Buffalo signs Jusso Valimaki D ARZ and releases Ryan Ellis D PHI.
January 7 New York signs Max Pacioretty W CAR and waives Vasily Ponomarev F CAR.
January 5 Winged Wheel signs Matias Maccelli F ARZ and releases Oskar Klefbom D EDM.
January 5 Winged Wheel signs Jaroslav Chmelar F NYR and releases Alexandre Texier F CBJ.
January 5 Winged Wheel signs Servac Petrovsky F MIN and waives Akil Thomas F LAK.
January 5 Winged Wheel signs David Spacek D MIN and waives Tairo Hirose F DET.
January 5 Winged Wheel signs Stanislav Svozil D CBJ and waives Maksim Zhukov G VEG.
December 28 New York signs Erik Gustafsson D WSH and releases Mattias Ekholm D NSH.
December 28 New York signs Sam Steel C MIN and waives Patrik Puistola F CAR.
December 28 Seattle signs Chaz Lucius F WPG and releases Jeremie Poirer D CAL.
December 28 New York signs Carl Lindbom G VEG and waives Sasa Pastujov RW ANA.
December 28 Seattle signs Owen Pickering D PIT and waives Carter Savioe LW EDM.
December 23 New York signs Jackson Blake F CAR and waives Servac Petrovsky F MIN.
December 14 Quebec signs Artur Akhtyamov G TOR and waives Tyson Jost C BUF.
December 11 Winged Wheel sign Adam Ruzicka F CAL and waive Jakob Forsbacka-Karlsson F BOS.
December 10 Seattle signs Drew Helleson D ANA and waives Jon Gillies G ARZ.
December 9 Seattle signs Eetu Makiniemi G SJ and waives Lucas Carlsson D FLA.
December 7 Seattle signs Marcus Bjork D CBJ and waives Yakov Trenin F NSH.
November 27 Buffalo signs Fabian Zetterlund F NJ and waives Conner Roulette F DAL.
November 27 Buffalo signs Juuso Parssinen F NSH and waives Connor Brown F WSH.
November 18 New York signs Erik Portillo G BUF and waives Chaz Lucius F WPG.
November 16 New York signs Nicholas Perbix D TB and waives Pavel Dorofeyev F VEG.
November 9 Seattle signs Arber Xhekaj D MTL and waives Rem Pitlick C MTL.
November 5 Seattle signs Ryan Strome F ANA and waives Jacob Peterson F DAL.
November 2 New York signs Jeff Skinner W BUF and releases Martin Chromiak F LAK.
October 26 Seattle signs Kevin Lankinen G NSH and waives Jan Jenik F ARZ.
October 26 Winged Wheel signs Kirill Dolzhenkov F CBJ and waives Nolan Patrick F VEG (I/R).
October 26 Seattle signs Nino Neiderreiter F NSH and waives Sonny Milano F WSH.
October 20 New York signs Nils Lundkvist D DAL and releases Samuel Helenius F LAK.
October 19 Seattle signs Felix Sandstrom G PHI and waives Ryan Winterton C SEA.
October 19 Seattle signs Connor Ingram G ARZ and waives Kyle Keyser G BOS.
October 19 Seattle signs Jack Rathbone D VAN and waives Jacob Bernard-Docker D OTT.
October 19 Seattle signs Tanner Jeannot F NSH and waives Sean Farrell F MTL.
October 19 New York signs Mark Stone W VEG and waives Jan Mysak F MTL.
September 30 Seattle acquires a pair of 22-23 waiver picks from New York in exchange for Vincent Trocheck C NYR.
August 20 New York acquires the Seattle 5th (26) from Seattle in exchange for Sam Bennett F FLA.
August 19 Seattle acquires Kirby Dach C MTL and the Seattle 3rd (#11) from New York in exchange for the Seattle 2nd 2022 (#6).
August 19 Seattle acquires Conor Garland F VAN, Aatu Raty C NYI, Nick Robertson LW TOR and Victor Soderstrom D ARZ from New York in exchange for the Seattle 5th 2022 (pick number 21) and the Seattle 7th 2022 (pick number 31).
August 15 Seattle acquires Elvis Merzlikins G CBJ and Ilya Samsonov G TOR from New York in exchange for the Seattle 1st rd dispersal pick (pick #1), the Seattle 4th rd dispersal pick (pick #16) and the Seattle 3rd Rookie Draft (pick #11).
July 31 Winged Wheel acquires Ville Husso G DET and Mark Pysyk D DET from Buffalo in exchange for Isak Rosen F BUF, Henri Jokiharju D BUF and the Detroit 4th 2022.
July 21 Winged Wheel acquires Alex Nedeljkovic G DET from Quebec in exchange for Shea Theodore D VEG.
July 8 Quebec acquires Justus Annunen G COL, Pavel Francouz G COL, Alexandar Georgiev G COL, Devon Toews D COL and Drake Batherson F OTT from New York in exchange for Ilya Sorokin G NYI, Semyon Varlamov G NYI, Dylan Guenther F ARZ and Scott Perunovich D STL.
June 13 Winged Wheel acquire Elmer Soderblom LW DET, Nils Hoglander LW VAN and Jake Bean D CBJ from New York in exchange for Brandt Clarke D LAK, Olen Zellweger D ANA and Thomas Bordeleau C SJ.
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Us Against by Without Waves from the album Lunar
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QUIÉN SERÁ EL BUENO?
Los Ángeles- El Super Bowl LVI está listo para recibir al héroe de la película*****La historia apunta para que Matthew Stafford o Joe Burrow sean los encargados de cargar con sus equipos, pero el duelo por el campeonato de la NFL tiene varias estrellas que podrían robarse el show
Los quarterbacks han dominado en la historia del Súper Domingo. De entrada, 31 de los 55 ganadores al premio al Jugador Más Valiosos fueron pasadores, pero para este duelo aparecen varios elementos con credenciales para convertirse en la figura y adjudicarse el premio al MVP en el SoFi Stadium.
Stafford, de Carneros, es el favorito de las apuestas (+140) para llevarse el MVP, y le sigue Burrow (+225), de Bengalíes.
"Hay que salir a hacer el trabajo y ejecutar, e intentar de ayudar a tu equipo para ganar", dijo Matthew, quien ha cumplido con creces en su primer campaña con Los Ángeles.
"Joe tiene mucha confianza, aprende rápido y eso lo usa a su favor", cree Zac Taylor, coach de Bengalíes.
En las últimas 10 ediciones del partido por el trofeo Vince Lombardi, ocho ganadores fueron quarterbacks, y los otros dos fueron defensivos: Von Miller, que lo hizo con Denver y ahora milita con Rams, y Malcolm Smith, quien hizo lo propio con los Halcones Marinos.
Pero también la historia tiene a receptores y corredores como segundos ganadores del MVP, con siete galardones cada uno, algo que no pasa desde hace varios años.
El último receptor que lo hizo fue Santonio Holmes, de Pittsburgh, en la campaña 2008, y como corredor fue Terrell Davis, en 1997, con Denver.
Los receptores Cooper Kupp y Odell Beckham Jr., de Rams, y Ja'Marr Chase, de Bengals, tienen posibilidades de brillar, al igual que los corredores Cam Akers y Joe Mixon, de Los Ángeles y Cincinnati, respectivamente.
"Hay que salir ese día a hacer el trabajo y ejecutar, ayudar al equipo" apuntó Mixon, quien buscará romper la defensa angelina por tierra
Cooper (+600) es el tercero en las apuestas para ser el MVP y el defensivo angelino Aaron Donald (+1200) el cuarto.
"Solamente pienso en salir a ganar el Super Bowl", apuntó Donald.
Dominan los pasadores
En los últimos 10 años, 7 ganadores del MVP han sido quarterbacks, un receptor y dos linebackers:
Temp (SB) / Pos. / Jugador / Equipo
*2020 (LV) / QB / Tom Brady / Tampa Bay
*2019 (LIV) / QB / Patrick Mahomes / Kansas City
*2018 (LIII) / WR / Julian Edelman / N. Inglaterra
*2017 (LII) / QB / Nick Foles / Filadelfia
*2016 (LI) / QB / Tom Brady / N. Inglaterra
*2015 (L) / LB / Von Miller / Denver
*2014 (XLIX) / QB / Tom Brady / N. Inglaterra
*2013 (XLVIII) / MLB / Malcolm Smith / Seattle
*2012 (XLVII) / QB / Joe Flacco / Baltimore
*2011 (XLVI) / QB / Eli Manning / NY Gigantes
(Diego Martínez/Agencia Reforma)
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Super Bowl LVI Preview
Bengals vs Rams. Two star quarterbacks who’ve never played in the big game. Joe “Shiesty” vs Matt Stafford. Zac Taylor vs Sean McVay.
This year’s Super Bowl is shaping up to be a classic, and will ultimately result in a first Super Bowl victory to one of the two star quarterbacks in this game. The question is, will it be the savvy strong-armed veteran or the budding superstar who rocks Cartier glasses?
Only time will tell, but I see this game being very close, and likely coming down to the final possession. Both of these teams have proven to be very competent i in close games, and they are both seemingly “peaking” at the perfect time this season.
Burrow will throw for multiple scores and will be given a chance by his clutch defense. Stafford will do the same, and the game will be won by a kicker. Evan “Shooter” McPherson will win the game for the Bengals and bring Cincinnati its first Lombardi Trophy.
Bengals 31
Rams 28
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Zac Efron photographed by Luca Lombardi for Hugo Boss in Dubai (x, x)
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( zac efron, cismale, he/him. ) ⋄ ` ⟡ — nicolo de marco, who is twenty-seven years old, has been living in bellagio, lombardy for twenty-seven years, where the townsfolk have taken notice of how adventurous & social he is ––– but also how flaky & contrary he can be. locals know them to be a sailing instructor . ( aliera, 18, cst )
⋄ ` ⟡ — welcome to bellagio, nicolo !! you have 24 hours to send in your account, and we’ll be so happy to have you. zac efron is now taken.
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tentative fc list??
Villanova:
Camila Mendes
Diego Luna
Eiza Gonzalez
Karla Souza
Tyler Posey
Lombardi:
Nina Dobrev
Zac Efron
Sebastian Stan
Madelaine Petsch
Zendaya
Alfred Enoch
St. Clair:
Chadwick Boseman
Tessa Thompson
Zoe Kravitz
Vanessa Morgan
John Boyega
And that’s about all I have for now!
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Your Favorite NHL Team Is Going to Blow It at the Trade Deadline
It happens once a year like clockwork. The names are usually big, the expectations are always high and even though you know you will come away disappointed, you can’t avert your eyes from it. No, it’s not a big budget DC movie—it’s the NHL’s trade deadline.
Instead of wasting your time by looking at the needs of teams and potential available players and getting your hopes up, I’m going to give you the straight truth about the deadline—your GM will botch it and/or the players your team gets won’t matter. Maybe your team will acquire a draft pick that becomes the star player that leads your team to a title in 2026, but chances are, your GM will screw up the pick like he’s screwed up everything else.
So here’s why your stupid team will screw up the trade deadline.
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31. Arizona Coyotes
When your organizational philosophy is, “Spend as little on the team as possible so we can invest it in cryptocurrency,” the Stanley Cup isn’t in your future. John Chayka took over a team with 76 points two seasons ago and, after an offseason designed to improve the team immediately, they are on pace for 61 points this season. That would be the fewest points in team history. Look for Chayka to acquire dead salary cap money or a talented young player he will trade again in two years.
30. Buffalo Sabres
What possible trade can a team make when the team is haunted? Can it acquire a Ghostbuster? Jack Eichel has to be one of the five unhappiest millionaires in the world. Why does Stephen King set all his books in a fake New England town when Buffalo is clearly the scariest place in the world? The Sabres are somehow worse than they were two years ago when they landed Eichel.
29. Ottawa Senators
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We are two weeks away from owner Eugene Melnyk firing the GM, coach, trainer, a popcorn guy in the lower bowl of the Accumulated Debt Center, and a parking attendant so he can do the jobs himself and save a few bucks. I’m no hockey scientist but when your trade deadline strategy is to shed money like you’re Montgomery Brewster, the Stanley Cup isn’t in your plans. Ever. Melnyk should just put himself in the lineup for a Leafs game and get it over with. Maybe he’ll do that after he deals Erik Karlsson for 35 cents on the dollar.
28. Montreal Canadiens
Imagine being two years removed from having traded PK Subban and still being in charge of that roster? This is like Exxon letting the guy who crashed an oil tanker into an iceberg chart courses for all future tanker voyages. And now the Habs are letting Marc Bergevin make another round of franchise-altering decisions. Somehow I doubt Max Pacioretty for Ryan Callahan straight up will help the Habs end their Stanley Cup drought.
27. Vancouver Canucks
Listening to Jim Benning talk about why he re-signed Erik Gudbranson as opposed to trading him should make clear why the Canucks are doomed. Instead of fleecing a team for a second-round pick, Benning wanted to lock up a defenseman that’s never been good but people thought he’d be good a decade ago. Also, he’s tall. A professional talented evaluator is basing decisions on the length of a guy’s stick. I’m excited to see if Benning forgets to trade Thomas Vanek. “Oh, right, that guy is a UFA after this season, isn’t he? That’s on me, guys. My bad.”
26. Edmonton Oilers
Canadian teams all suck again, huh? Do you think the Oilers have a handler for Peter Chiarelli at things like the GM meetings? Like, there’s a guy with a taser that renders Chiarelli unconscious if he ever wanders into a room alone with David Poile so he doesn’t trade Connor McDavid for Nick Bonino. “The Oilers are in the market for some wingers” is a damn fun sentence to type. What a league!
25. Detroit Red Wings
This once-proud franchise is desperately and obviously in need of a rebuild, which was why after last season it was fun to hear Ken Holland say, “Nobody wants to see a rebuild.” Hey, when you’re packing 6,000 per night into a taxpayer-funded pizza joint, you have to get to 85 points any way you can. Waiting to trade Petr Mrazek until his value was at an all-time low is the type of progressive thinking you want from a general manager that’s not under contract for next season. Hanging on to Mike Green until he has a lingering upper-body injury days before the deadline? Holland is playing chess while you’re playing checkers, my friends.
24. Chicago Blackhawks
It’s hard to see a way the Blackhawks bounce back any time soon. Cap circumvention is no longer allowed and they are out of valuable players to package with bad contracts in trades that only help in the short term. What exactly would Stan Bowman have to attach to Brent Seabrook to get another team to take him? The formula for time travel? The pee tape? They say it’s wrong to take delight in the misery of others but that does not include the Blackhawks.
23. Florida Panthers
I love that the guy who let Jonathan Marchessault and Reilly Smith go to Vegas in exchange for massage coupons is once again helming a pivotal point for the franchise. What do you think Dale Tallon would have paid for Erik Gudbranson in a trade? Aleksander Barkov and a first? Tallon is probably only still employed by the Panthers because of a human resources paperwork error. He’s Milton from Office Space but with power. He will yet again be given the opportunity to drag the team down even further because nothing matters in this organization. It’s a great reflection of America, when you think about it.
22. New York Rangers
I totally have faith in a front office that fancied itself a contender seven months ago when it gave Kevin Shattenkirk a gigantic contract and is now announcing to the world it will sell anyone that is bolted to the ice. You mean the fellas that overpaid Brendan Smith and then sent him to the AHL are plotting the course for the future? How do you not have confidence in that sort of vision?!? This is also the leadership group that chose Dan Girardi over Anton Stralman. The Rangers went 54 years between their last two Stanley Cups and it will be another 100 years before they win another one.
21. Columbus Blue Jackets
The Blue Jackets could somehow acquire John Tavares, Erik Karlsson, Ryan McDonagh, Rick Nash, and sign a 24-year-old clone of Wayne Gretzky created from his DNA, and John Tortorella would still find a reason to play Jack Johnson and Brandon Dubinsky 40 minutes a night. This is also the team that let William Karlsson go in the expansion draft, so there’s no one to trust here. Either the trade will be bad or the trade will be good and Tortorella will cut the player’s ice time because he refused to block a shot with his dick in practice.
20. New York Islanders
Garth Snow has botched more picks than a greasy-handed defensive back and wasted the prime years of a Hall of Famer, but hell yeah, let’s have him in charge of the biggest decision in franchise history… what to do with John Tavares. In any other sport, the GM trades the elite talent headed for free agency when the team is at best a coin flip to make the playoffs, then pushes to re-sign him in the offseason. But this is the dumbest sport in the world, so the GM that’s underwhelmed for a decade will hang onto Tavares for the rest of the season and potentially lose him for nothing instead of reaping a bounty of futures at the deadline (that he’d probably botch, anyway). The Islanders are the Kobayashi Maru of hockey.
19. Carolina Hurricanes
This is the fourth season of Ron Francis’ reign as GM and he’s got a shot to bring the Hurricanes to the playoffs for the first time since 2009. Francis already messed up his best chance to improve the goaltending with his idiotic signing of Scott Darling (please do not search for my opinions on Darling before this season) and now the team is one or two pieces away from being a perennial playoff contender, so look for him to pull the trigger on someone like Kris Versteeg or James Wisniewski, moves that won’t help or hurt either way.
18. Colorado Avalanche
Joe Sakic is still in charge of the Avalanche, right? It’s amazing how after he netted a bunch of prospects and picks for Matt Duchene, suddenly people wondered if he was now good at his job. He is not. It’s not a great transaction history for Patrick Roy’s best buddy. He found a way to get less for Nick Holden than the Rangers did. Life is a mystery but you can be assured that Sakic will get suckered by someone that had fewer than 1,000 points in their NHL playing career.
17. Calgary Flames
Brad Treliving has done well and the Flames are headed in the right direction, but there’s still a little bit of that We Need Guys Who Will Punch Your Dicks Guys thing that doesn’t help. I could see the trade report across the scroll: “Flames acquire C Zac Rinaldo from the Coyotes in exchange for sixth-round pick.” And that will be the Flames’ only move.
16. Los Angeles Kings
Dean Lombardi’s ghost is still running things if the Kings think Dion Phaneuf on the roster for the next 100 years helps. The Kings won two Cups after robbing the Blue Jackets blind at the deadline so I will withdraw this if there is a big Kings-Blue Jackets trade on Monday that sends Artemi Panarin to the Kings for Phaneuf in a 1-for-1 deal. Maybe the Coyotes are the new Blue Jackets but somehow I don’t think Tobias Rieder is headed toward a Jeff Carter/Marian Gaborik finish to the season.
15. New Jersey Devils
It’s been an unexpectedly great season for the Devils, who look locked into a playoff spot with two months to play. But really, what did Ray Shero really do here? He answered a late night drunk dial from Peter Chiarelli and robbed him in the Adam Larsson-Taylor Hall trade; won a draft lottery that landed him Nico Hischier, and dealt Adam Henrique for Sami Vatanen in a no-brainer deal that was only possible because of winning the draft lottery. Shero is due to drop a turd on the floor. Maybe he brings Douglas Murray out of retirement.
14. Philadelphia Flyers
Ron Hextall hasn’t been a buyer since becoming a GM in 2014, as the Flyers have mostly been bad thanks to another former Flyer running the team into the ground. Hextall has made some good deals away from the deadline, and getting Petr Mrazek was one of them. I guess what I’m saying here is the Flyers suck and there’s nothing Hextall can do to help this team win a Cup this year. The Flyers have been run by an ex-player since 1994; guess how many times they’ve won the Cup over that stretch? It’s zero. That was an easy game.
13. Anaheim Ducks
Last year, Bob Murray acquired Patrick Eaves and the Ducks lost in the conference finals with Eaves missing most of the playoffs with a high-ankle sprain. Two years ago, Murray loaded up by landing Patrick Maroon, Brandon Pirri, and Jamie McGinn, who made it possible for the Ducks to lose in the first round in seven games instead of six. The list of times Murray did the wrong thing goes on and on.
12. Minnesota Wild
Some GMs get their jobs because they were awesome at hockey decades ago; others get the gig because their dads were GMs. Meet Chuck Fletcher, the guy who let Alex Tuch go to the Vegas and gave up a first- and second-round pick at last year’s trade deadline for Martin Hanzal, who legally dies before every postseason. I don’t know what Fletcher has up his sleeve this year but I bet it’s used to overpay for someone who doesn’t help the Wild win more than five playoff games.
11. St. Louis Blues
Doug Armstrong might be Batman. He’s made a lot of bad moves yet he uses these diversion tactics and people think he’s a hero. He’s adapted to the darkness. Remember the Ryan Miller deal? Goodness. That was also the Steve Ott deal. The Blues have been fading since a strong start so your only hope is he’s out fighting crime and using a weirdly deep voice instead of taking calls from other GMs.
10. San Jose Sharks
Doug Wilson has been pretty much winging it since he tried to shame Joe Thornton into accepting a trade a few years ago and then the Sharks got good again. Despite an aging core, Wilson never looked at rentals, and instead focused on getting players with term left on their contract, like Jannik Hansen. Why make your team much better in the short term when you can do virtually nothing to help it over a longer timeline with guys like Hansen? Sharks hockey, baby!
9. Dallas Stars
Jim Nill once traded a conditional first-round pick for Kris Russell. That’s the end of this section.
8. Pittsburgh Penguins
Jim Rutherford has actually made some helpful moves at the deadline to help the Penguins win Cups. But just like other wise GMs, Rutherford has already fortified his contender with [squints at roster] Riley Sheahan and [rubs eyes] Jamie Oleksiak. When you run out of cap space, you always do it for a 30-point center and the Dallas Stars’ worst defensemen. Someone should do a study on how many GMs create legacies by winning titles with another GM’s players and put Stan Bowman and Jim Rutherford statues outside the Other People’s Titles Hall of Fame.
7. Washington Capitals
Against all odds, after a summer of shedding salary and useful players, the Capitals are still near the top of the league. Objectively worse than they have been the past two years, Brian MacLellan has said he doesn’t expect the team to be buyers like they were last year, because as we all know, Alex Ovechkin will not continue to age, nor will Nicklas Backstrom. It’s also important to pin your team’s perpetual shortcomings on two months of Kevin Shattenkirk, this way you can be gun shy about landing a big name again. If at first you don’t succeed, trade for Michal Kempny.
6. Toronto Maple Leafs
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From the team that brought you “Patrick Marleau for three years and $19 million” last summer comes the exciting late-winter follow-up, “some guy Mike Babcock likes that isn’t all that helpful.” I don’t know who is coming to Toronto but you know it will be someone that gets too many minutes and isn’t all that skilled. Maybe it will be Roman Polak’s cousin Greco Polak who will play 22 minutes a night because he’s “hard to play against.” Someone should let the Leafs know their window to win a title is open sooner than they expected so they should go back in time and get Marleau’s cap hit off the books so they can add an expensive defenseman.
5. Winnipeg Jets
I like to picture Kevin Cheveldayoff around deadline day like other people are when it comes to visiting the dentist. He knows he has to go but he’s constantly putting it off for silly reasons. “What’s that? Ken Holland’s on the phone? Oh, um, tell him I can’t talk trade right now because… ummm… my dog’s sick, yeah. Sorry.” Then enough time passes and instead of his teeth falling out his team falls apart. They say when a door closes, God opens a window. Maybe that window is a championship window in Winnipeg and God is Cheveldayoff, ready to land a fourth-line winger for a sixth-round pick.
4. Nashville Predators
David Poile does all his work before the deadline so he can spend deadline day doing things like signing 37-year-old men that haven’t played hockey in eight months. When it’s time to load up at the deadline, that’s when Poile lands all his playoff healthy scratches, like PA Parenteau and Mike Santorelli. The Preds lost James Neal in the expansion draft and as a Cup favorite, it’s great to see Nashville looking into offensive-minded replacements like Rick Nash, because any time you can snag a guy that hasn’t cracked 40 points in three seasons and consistently falls flat in the playoffs, you have to look into that.
3. Boston Bruins
Once you add Nick Holden to a Cup contender, isn’t your job already done? Don Sweeney can put his feet up and relax now that he added the defensemen who was run over during last year’s playoffs by the run and gun Ottawa Senators. When you have a fast moving boat, it’s always important to tie anchors to it. Look for Sweeney and Cam Neely to add to the “Bruins culture” by acquiring 100 pounds of literal grits to rub on David Pastrnak’s body.
2. Tampa Bay Lightning
Steve Yzerman is a tremendous GM when it comes to arriving at a job where the foundational pieces are already there or using a terrible CBA to leverage great RFAs into taking bad deals because other GMs are too chicken shit to use an offer sheet. At the trade deadline, this is when Yzerman lands guys like Braydon Coburn and Ryan Callahan. He’s also the guy who let Jonathan Marchessault walk for nothing and gave three-goal scorer Callahan $6 million a year through 2020. That’s the guy you want evaluating talent for a Cup favorite.
1. Vegas Golden Knights
What a season. What a time to be a sports fan. An expansion team with championship aspirations in its first year. And what other general manager would you have in charge of a team like this other than George McPhee? The guy who traded Filip Forsberg for Martin Erat and got in on the ground floor of the Capitals Can’t Get Past The Second Round movement is now tasked with getting the team over the top. Maybe a trade of Alex Tuch for Brent Seabrook? Tie McPhee to a blackjack table all day Monday. It’s the only way Vegas wins.
This article originally appeared on VICE Sports CA.
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Deep Foundation Institute Awards Have Several Jasper Ties
At the annual Deep Foundation Institute (DFI) Educational Trust Fundraising Gala Dinner on Nov. 9, the Manhattan College jazz ensemble provided the background music, and four Manhattan College students received scholarship awards from DFI.
The students who provided the atmospheric music in the jazz ensemble are band leader Kevin Donald ‘18, Paul Neiro ‘18, Ryan L'Abbate ‘18, Taizo Enya ‘20, Sam Szabo '20 and Anna Occhino '19.
The students who received scholarships are Michaela Amicucci '18, James Curra '17, '18 (M.S.), Valeska Flores '18 and Anthony Ricciuti '19.
School of Engineering faculty members Evangelia Ieronymaki, Ph.D., Anirban De, Ph.D., P.E., and Mehdi Omidvar, Ph.D., accompanied the four students.
Zac Curanovic '08, '11 M.S., P.E., was the dinner’s event chair. Curanovic is a senior estimator at Skanska, Inc.
And the dinner’s guest speaker was Francis Lombardi, P.E., adjunct professor in the civil and environmental engineering department and former chief engineer of The Port Authority of New York and New Jersey. George Tamaro '59, P.E., member of the National Academy of Engineering and a consultant at Mueser Rutledge Consulting Engineers, introduced Lombardi, and is pictured above with the Manhattan College students and faculty.
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Super Bowl 2017 pregame: Live updates and highlights all day long
Seven and a half hours of hype.
Are you so hard-up for football you’re willing to listen to a man who once said field goals should no longer be a part of the game? FOX has got you covered.
The network will run seven and a half hours of pregame programming in the lead up to its broadcast of Super Bowl LI. That includes a full hour of Skip and Shannon: Undisputed. Hall of Fame tight end Shannon Sharpe and screeching ball of sinew Skip Bayless will hype the big game the only way they know how — as the NFL’s equivalent to two old ladies arguing over a shopping cart at the grocery store.
Fortunately, the pregame spread isn’t all bad. The day kicks off with an NFL Films presentation of Road to the Super Bowl, a look at the Patriots’ and Falcons’ respective journeys to the big game in Houston. The Emmy-award winning shop will pull the finest moments from the 2016 season to showcase each team’s case for the Lombardi Trophy.
The Super Bowl Kickoff show will follow Undisputed before segueing into the Super Bowl Pregame show, which somehow are two different things. The pregame show will feature all the faces you’ve come to know and expect from FOX’s football coverage — Howie Long, Terry Bradshaw, James Brown, Michael Strahan, Jimmy Johnson, as well as two live performances from indie-pop band Fitz and the Tantrums and country act Zac Brown Band, presumably not at the same time.
The network will also keep its tradition of a pregame interview with the president alive, and this year it’s sure to be a doozy. President Donald Trump will sit down with Bill O’Reilly, who interviewed then-President Barack Obama the last two times FOX broadcast the big game.
O’Reilly prided himself on asking contentious questions in those chats with the former leader of America, but also suggested his interview with President Trump could be a bit less hard-hitting.
Given the controversy President Trump seems to stir up seemingly every day, there should be plenty of policy issues for O’Reilly to touch on before even getting to the Republican’s personal life.
In an exchange between Trump and O’Reilly released by Fox on Saturday, O’Reilly took issue with Trump saying he respected Russian President Vladimir Putin.
“But he’s a killer, though,” O’Reilly said. “Putin’s a killer.”
“There are a lot of killers. We’ve got a lot of killers,” Trump said. “What do you think — our country’s so innocent?”
ESPN’s coverage will start at 11 a.m. ET with a three-hour airing of Postseason NFL Countdown, which will be Chris Berman’s final time hosting Sunday Countdown. All the usual analysts and hosts will be on air, but we’re watching to see what comes out of the mouths of Rex Ryan and Odell Beckham Jr.
NFL Network will broadcast an all-day NFL GameDay Morning — even well into the late afternoon — starting at 9 a.m. ET. Reporters will interview both head coaches, and you can also find out what LeBron James and Serena Williams think of Tom Brady and why Lil Jon and 2 Chainz love the Falcons so much.
If you’d rather spend your day with our animal friends, you’re in luck. The Kitten Bowl, Puppy Bowl, and Fish Bowl (yes really) will all air before the big game.
Pre-pregame show reading
Donald Trump will be interviewed by Bill O’Reilly before Super Bowl LI (SB Nation)
The Patriots have a Donald Trump problem (SB Nation)
Rex Ryan is going to the Super Bowl ... as an ESPN analyst (SB Nation)
Roger Goodell had a chance to be human — and he blew it (SB Nation)
Deion Jones converted his family from Saints to Falcons fans (SB Nation)
Deion Jones and Tom Brady could make all the difference for their teams (SB Nation)
Meet the Super Bowl referees (SB Nation)
A look at the ‘Patriot Way’ (SB Nation)
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